StFU - College Football Edition

Hey Mike Hart, in the last four games you’ve played in you and your team have been beaten 417-12, so stop making guarantees that your team is going to win this Saturday against Notre Dame. Just for the love of God, stop fucking talking. Stop being so pissed off and so serious about winning. It's gay.

I know the Irish suck right now, but I don’t care if you're preparing to play Temple or Ann Arbor West High, just shut up. In fact, stop talking all together. Now is not the time for guarantees. Unless you're practicing to be a used car salesman. I guarantee you have that in you because no one else can sell your shitty Wolverine team to their own fans but you.

At this point Lloyd Carr and staff should be prohibiting any players from talking to the media at all. Hell, he shouldn't let them talk to their parents about the program. The seniors are "going to do their job" in getting the team ready? Yeah, look how well that worked against the I-AA champion Appalachian State Mountaineers and the Oregon Ducks. You didn’t just lose these games at the “Big House” and in your home state, you were flat out embarrassed in front of a nation. I couldn’t turn on a TV in any language last week without hearing that clip of the radio announcer from App State sounding like someone was grabbing his balls with vice grips after they won.

Here is how it breaks down, Mr. Hart. You need to shut the fuck up and go out and try and beat a Notre Dame team that is just as shitty and normally just as overrated as your team. The Michigan team last season was no better and maybe worse than the team that lost to Nebraska in the 2005 Alamo Bowl, and somehow the Wolverines not only found themselves in the number two spot behind equally overrated Ohio State last November, but in the national title hunt/discussion of all places. Does anyone else think the Big 10 is overrated as well? Because I sure do. Hopefully Michigan’s performance thus far and Ohio State’s mediocre showing AT HOME against Akron will signify that the Big 10 is not all it’s cracked up to be, finally. Oh, and Notre Dame doesn’t become a national powerhouse until they win a damn bowl game because I say so. Talk about overrated. Don't get me started on fatass Charlie Weiss and the Cryin' Irish.

Back to Hart. His team, despite it’s loss, was still thinking about a Big 10 championship this season before getting schooled by Oregon. That was the one positive I heard out of Michigan apologists last week. "Oh, they still have the Big 10 title in front of them." Yeah, way way far out the fuck in front of them. They’ll be lucky if they sneak into a bowl game this year. I'll take that back a bit, they could make it to post season play but probably playing Montana State in the Idon'tgiveaflyingfuck.com Bowl, but until that time..Mike Hart, shut the fuck up.